HUSBAND / WIFE SHOP
A store has just opened in New York City that offered free husbands
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are many floors to choose from. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs, Which brings many.
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Which brings many and Love Kids
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Which brings many, Love Kids and are Extremely Good Looking.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims. “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Which brings many, Love Kids, are Extremely Good Looking and are Hopeless Romantics.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the Sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 71,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that you are impossible to satisfy. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
A Wife Store oppened just across the street.
The 1st first floor has Extremely Good Looking Wives.
The 2nd floor has Extremely Good Looking Wives, wich Love Sex.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited before....