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6 year-old-boy from Ahmedabad enters Guinness World Record as youngest computer programmer

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quez написав:
Singularity написав:

How about German films without translations?

I saw one so far, "Das Boot". I had understand almost nothing. I can not understand everything even in English films - actors are mumbling almost all the time.

One of the best movies I saw. Brilliant.
My Top 3. German movies,(that I can remember): "Das Boot", "M", "The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser" (Jeder für sich und Gott gegen alle). (There is also "Metropolis" of course, but it's silent).

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The old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw £10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than £100, please use the ATM.

The old lady wanted to know why... The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her “these are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you”.

The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said “please help me withdraw all the money I have.” The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her “you have £300,000 in your account but the bank doesn’t have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow?

The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to £3000. “Well please let me have £3000 now.” The teller kindly handed £3000 very friendly and with a smile to her.

The old lady put £10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit £2990 back into her account.

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3 бакси за диск, запис і доставку? Що вам не подобається?
(індійська рупія коштує приблизно 1 російський рубль)

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189 Востаннє редагувалося tchort (04.12.2020 12:51:00)

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I shall dismiss and ignore it at once.

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(You can also mix up the order of the words in bold and still make an intelligent excuse for it. Go back to your physics and shut up. Oh, right -  you're dead.)

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frz написав:

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де ви це берете?

196 Востаннє редагувалося frz (14.12.2020 19:30:15)

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This is English speaking thread.
Pictures above are from the internet (you know, it's a network that connects many computers).

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198 Востаннє редагувалося tchort (15.12.2020 05:03:31)

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"Florida Man Lodges Eight-Inch Screwdriver Inside His Rectum — And Loses Part Of His Buttocks In The Process"

Looks like I found an option for our "old-good fellow". Can someone recommend this to him? As a plan B.

The Florida patient did have a history of schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, poor compliance with medications, and substance abuse. Still, it’s difficult to determine the true reason for the screwdriver’s insertion.

https://allthatsinteresting.com/florida … crewdriver

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